The Egg-Cook-O-Matic 3000

We all know the feeling when we want a breakfast sandwich, but don't make one because it requires too much work.  We can imagine getting out a pan, heating the stove, getting the eggs, waiting for them to cook, and cleaning up afterwards.  Almost every single time we fall into the irresistible temptation of eating something else.

But no longer!  I have found the solution to all your fried egg cooking woes.  I call it the Egg-Cook-O-Matic 3000, and it converts raw eggs into fried ones.  It uses the same magical properties of toasters, which consume bread and produce toast.  All you have to do is place an egg into the slot, and the machine does the rest!

The Egg-Cook-O-Matic 3000