Ice-Cream Mixing Machine

In honor of Ice-Cream Cone Appreciation Day, which was yesterday, today I have come up with a solution for mixing toppings into ice-cream.  Normally, if you were to try to add toppings, they would just sit on top of the ice-cream, resulting in an unbalance.  After the first few scoops, all of the toppings would be gone.

The Ice-Cream Mixing Machine solves this problem, offering a convenient way to mix any topping of your choice.  It uses special slow-tumbling technology to ensure that Oreos remain uncrumbled and M&M's remain unsmashed.  It essentially automates what those people do at Coldstone.  (If you are a current Coldstone employee, start the job hunt now - you are soon to be replaced by this revolutionary new household appliance.)