Shirt Buttons

Whenever I reluctantly wear a shirt with buttons, I come across the issue of the top buttons.  For me, the top button is too high up, but the second button is too low.  I don't want to choke myself, but I also didn't sign up to wear a V-neck shirt.

As always, I have come up with the solution.  Instead of regularly spaced buttons, they should be placed more frequently at the top, and spread out more on the lower end of the shirt.  This way, at the top of the shirt where the placement of the buttons is more important, there is more flexibility.  Additionally, at the bottom of the shirt, there are fewer buttons, allowing for more airflow.