Wednesday, June 5, 2013

Zombie Apocalypse Hypotheticals

It's fairly popular to imagine a zombie apocalypse scenario and plan a survival strategy.  It can be quite fun to imagine how to act and react to different situations.

However, I always get frustrated when people discuss zombie apocalypse hypotheticals because of their varying definitions.  One person might say that zombies can't be killed, while others say they only die to head injuries.  Are the zombies slow or fast?  Are they smart and capable of using tools?  Who knows?

I always find the people who consider themselves zombie survival experts hilarious.  Well, the first thing you have to do is get a team together and get the high ground and make sure you have enough ammunition stockpiled...  Shut up, kid.  You can create in-depth plans for anything, such as football plays, or how to manage your time at Disney World, but unknown factors will come into play that will force you to create new plans on the go.

Arguing about zombie apocalypse is a waste of time, and it's as childish as "who would win in a fight?" imaginary superhero battles.

FYI Superman would win.

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