I would like to begin by saying that here at Chocolate Frosted Sugar Bombs, Inc., we have strict measures in place to make sure only quality posts appear on the main page. Our entire team is dedicated to ensuring your experience on the website is the best it possibly can be.
It has come to my attention that a pun was posted on Tuesday, September 3rd, that was not up to our standards. Unfortunately an intern at the office was in charge of posting for that day, and he did not understand that ramifications of his actions. We feel very sorry for anyone who read it expecting content of a higher quality, and deeply apologize to those with any injuries due to the rolling of their eyes or the slapping of their knees. The person in question is no longer with the company, and will not be returning.
We are addressing this incident in the fullest seriousness, and we are making significant changes in order to ensure no similar puns occur in the future. We have identified many issues with our internal corporate structure, and we are making radical adjustments to solve them.
Thank you for your patience and commitment to Chocolate Frosted Sugar Bombs.
Sincerely,
Gittmo, VP of Public Relations, Chocolate Frosted Sugar Bombs, Inc.
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